Chocolate P.I.M.P.

YESTERDAY y when I went to this restaurant, this dude was trying to tell me something when I was walking in. Just kept walking though. When I left, he was waiting outside...so I said let me hear him out. He was like what up, my name is Chocolate P.I.M.P....I said chocolate pimp. He said no, u have to spell out pimp. Chocolate P.I.M.P. I was laughing like hell inside. He told me he got some beautiful girls for me. He said "$80...u take girls to your hotel for 2hrs n half. Anything u want. If u don't want in your room, we have beautiful hotel here n a car bring her here for you...right in front...n take her when u dun wit her." He tried to get me to go see girls. I was like nah. He said "come, I have 45 beautiful girls here for u to choose". I said nah I'm good. He asked when we play n I said Saturday. He said "oh I see, I see...u need to relax. Big game. U don't need 2n half hours. I have beautiful girls here to give u professional massage...with shower n tub n happy ending. $25. U come wit me n I show u. Just over here". Again I was like nah. I'm good. He said "ok. I guess another time. Every time u come outside...I b here...remember the name Chocolate P.I.M.P. Holla". LMAO I love DR. These niggas running the streets. Lmao. Hahahahahaha. Shit was too funny. N y he had a moist jerry curl high top...ooohh, my stomach hurting I'm laughing so hard.

DR Life...straight from blackberry

I'm in emergency room. Had practice 2 hours in a gym that was way too hot like a sauna. Lost all my fluids. Went to hotel. But after lil time, still couldn't stop sweating n got dizzy. I felt bad n cramps started coming. I tried to go get water from bar which is outside in the heat n started sweating more n becoming weak. Felt like I was going to pass out. I made them bring me here. Tests r normal. Getting IV. After, I will leave n go back to room. I haven't eaten today either. I'm glad I came early before it got worse n I really pass out. I'm starting to feel a lot better. Ill go to hotel n eat n everything will be back normal. They said my fluids just got too low from sweating way too much.
So, I was emailing the girl I was dating the rest of the story besides what I wrote already so decided to cut n paste it. So funny. Make sure u read all of this. There is also another little story that happened yesterday. Share them with whomever u want LMAO!!! Life in DR.
TODAY …u should have seen me today. I had on some camouflage shorts n flip flops when I was about to pass out n sweating like crazy. So I went to emergency room like that. When I got up to leave...u know how they put the paper down on table, I was sweating so much laying there that I sweat all the way through my shorts n the paper...the paper was torn up n stuck to my ass like toilet tissue. It was so funny. I was just walking n lil torn white pieces of paper kept falling off my buns leaving a trail behind me. Was too funny. Then I couldn't find the lady that took me there bcuz she went to pay my bill. So I was walking around looking like a crack head wit bloody band aids on my arms from where they stuck me (no homo), wet shorts, no shirt n a paper trail (like T.I.) Lmao...all through the clinic. People were looking at me crazy. Girls that work there were looking at me like a piece of meat...or like a piece of shit. One of the two. Guess the dizziness will make a nigga misread the signs lmao. Then I found her n the security came to me n was like, "u have to put a shirt on." The lady told him I didn't have one n they said I can't walk around without shirt n we got to leave soon. We were already leaving anyway...old dumb ass rent a cop. So we went outside n couldn't find our ride so she was like let's just walk. So now I'm actually walking down the street looking like a crack head. So niggas looking at me like "look at this tall ass vago!" Lmao. Then we finally found her friend car outside another clinic. Guess she was looking for us. We were about to walk in clinic until a new rent a cop, some old wrinkly ass nigga that was patrolling the parking lot was looking at me crazy so I just sat outside. Guess u can say he punked me...only difference was that this rent a cop was walking around wit a sawed off shotgun. WTF. Who the hell he about to blast. Damn. That's when I realized we were in the damn hood clinic. This some bullshit. I should have known though. I got an IV, heart test, blood work, stress test n all...instantly without insurance...for which I had to prepay before they would touch me...n my bill was less than $100. What a day!

God can stop your foolishness!

The funniest thing about foolish peole is watching a foolish person actually believe they are fooling a non-foolish person. God gives you freedom to make the same foolish decisions over and over...but as you continue the foolishness, HE will continue to correct you until you get it right! Stick with HIM and you can get off this rollercoaster ride you call life and become like HIM...the same yesterday, today and tomorrow! Consistency comes with Persistency...Persevere in your faith, your belief, and HIS will...and you will become what HE has sacrificed for you to be! Now....marinate on that!!! Simply!